froqblog:
prettiest girl in the creek
Her rival.

pure of heart!!!!!!!!!! dumb of ass……………

mesopelagic:
i feel like drawing a frog

dvandom:
pipcomix:
pipcomix:
I love using my incisors to cut and tear & my molars to crush and grind
It’s good to be a complex organism
OP is secretly several trillion bacteria in a trenchcoat.
Aren’t we all

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taeekwoon:

DAZED KOREA : NEW IU

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thejonymyster:

bedeliadumaurier:
thejonymyster:
i thot the beatles died
I just want everyone to know my wife has been laughing at this post for like three full minutes, she’s literally in tears and in three years together I’ve never seen her laugh this hard????
my wife now

milkee-way:

grimeclown:
“hi welcome to mcdonalds what can i get for you?”
“yeah can i get a deluxe quarter pounder with cheese?”
“absolutely, do you want the meal or just the sandwich?’
“uuuuuh hold on”
*fishes something out of my pocket*
“mikey what do i do?”
“get the fries. youll need the energy in the coming days”
*stuffs it back in my pocket*
“uhh yes please the meal would be great”
serious question: can anyone else see this post? am I hallucinating?

everydaylouie:

flower cats

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hdot-mokoriri:

My weight is 1g.
僕の重さは1gだよ

sweatersnervously:

stranger: (crouches down to pat my clown) wow what breed are they?
me: 1930s traveling hobo crossed with a 1980s washed up carnie - we think there might be some french mime in there on the hobo side
clown: (honks a B-flat)

iamlosingmymarbles:

To Whom It May Concern:

wvrs:

wish i lived in animal crossing so all i had to do to make money is shake trees and beat the shit out of rocks